March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
December 2010
2 posts
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
July 2010
2 posts
Fuck it.
June 2010
6 posts
“I have the greatest affection for them [blacks], but I know they’re not going to...”
– Richard M. Nixon (with body) (via godinezzz)
May 2010
5 posts
Pete and Chris Talk About Life
Chris: hey pete, what are you looking to get out of life?
Pete: 1. Have fun.
Pete: 2. Don't go to jail.
Pete: 3. Enjoy my job.
Pete: That's about it; the details don't matter
Chris: Acceptable; I also would have taken, "Watch all the porn in the world".
Pete: Dude, that's part of number one.
Pete: (or possibly number three)
April 2010
0 posts
Senate talks to the Prodigy
Prodigy: yeah we suck, but we’re trying not to. And look, we’re making progress
Senate: stop sucking
Prodigy: look at yourselves?
Senate: can you repeat the question?
Prodigy: assholesayswhat?
Senate: what?
Me: http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/ (click the glasses)
March 2010
13 posts
“I’d hit that shit, too. I’d fuck a cross to spite a school.
...”
– Context jamz.
Peter talks with a Conservative about Jerry Brown
Brian: Jerry Brown is batshit insane.
Me: I know.
Brian: Dude, how can you vote for someone who's that nuts?
Me: I had 8 years of Bush as President. I can deal with a few more years of Jerry Brown.
Brian: Understood...
“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear...”
– Hawkeye Pierce
Pete and Kazoo Talk About the Partisan
Pete: So, you're doing Lines of Flight tonight?
Kazoo: yeah, dogg
Pete: You should follow that with some Lines of Coke
Kazoo: *lines of coke off of peter's ass
Pete: *cans of coke in Peter's ass
February 2010
14 posts
Today's Agenda...
1. Take Shower
2. Finish Midterm
3. Laundry Jamz
4. Pack for the Weekend
5. Food?
6. Learn “Alice’s Restaurant” on Guitar
7. Listen to some Sufjan
8. Torrent the last few Neil Young albums I need
So, yeah, pretty awesome day ahead of me. :)
I sometimes wish I was six, too... →
To Whom it May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult, in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s the best place in the world to eat. I want to sail sticks…
Watchthedailywhat:
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Rachel Maddow attempts to put to rest once and for all the ridiculous notion that snow storms equal no global warming with the help of Mr. Science himself, Bill Nye The Science Guy.
[msnbc.]
There are places I remember...
I’d forgotten how awesome Nero Wolfe (the A&E version) is. This was a good purchase…
“I never understood the saying ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it,...”
– Bryce Kornreich
#6: These Idiots
american-apologies:
Freedom of speech is one of our greatest rights, and always a steady source of embarrassment when in the the hands of mongoloids like these.
Who’s UC?
#69: Sean Hannity
american-apologies:
As a poster child for Fox News, Sean Hannity has been toeing the GOP party line for years on his television shows for the biased network. He originally began with Hannity & Colmes, in which he represented the hard-nosed conservative in opposition to the squirrel-esque Alan Colmes. After more than a decade of shows featuring the two, Hannity currently stars in his own...
Someone send this to Lawrence
Me: i wanna hit up the fatburger tomorrow
Me: and knock out a triple king
Marc Hendrikse: oh shit
Marc Hendrikse: oh
Me: yeah
Marc Hendrikse: not 5?
Me: i know :(
Me: i don't think i can do it
Me: i'll have to do a triple first
Me: and see where i'm at
Marc Hendrikse: try 4 at least
Me: yeah i might do that
Me: 4 is probably do-able for sure
Marc Hendrikse: you can get a TAGOE box if you don't finish
Me: LOL!